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iunie 26, 2009
Dead today, at 50 
RIP!
aprilie 6, 2009
Ne recitim curand!
decembrie 20, 2008
Vreau sa gasesc cea mai micuta valiza (ca volum) in care sa pun 1,7 milioane de euro, in bancnote de 500 de Euro. Care-ar fi dimensiunea optima a valizei si de la ce firma as lua-o?
Asta-mi e problema. Cat despre baietii aia smecheri, mi-ar place sa stiu de ce sunt acuzati, care ar fi sentinta in cazul in care vor fi gasiti vinovati si pozitia FRF-ul. Si-as mai avea o problema. Mica. Revin 
decembrie 18, 2008
Schizophrenia (pronounced skit-suh-FREH-nee-uh) is a psychotic disorder or group of psychotic disorders that cause a patient to lose touch with reality. It is marked by severely impaired reasoning and emotional instability and can cause violent behavior.
Schizophrenic patients are often unable to make sense of the signals they receive from the world around them. They imagine objects and events to be very different from what they really are. If untreated, most people with schizophrenia gradually withdraw from the outside world.
Exactly what schizophrenia is has been the source of considerable disagreement among psychiatrists (doctors who deal with mental disorders). There is some thought that the disease psychiatrists call schizophrenia is actually a number of different conditions classified under a single heading.
Paranoid Schizophrenia
Patients diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia tend to suffer from delusions and hallucinations. A delusion is a belief about the world that is not consistent with the facts. For instance, a patient may believe he or she is someone other than who he or she really is. A patient suffering from a paranoid delusion may believe, unrealistically, that someone intends to do the patient harm.
Hallucinations often take the form of hearing imaginary voices and a patient may believe that he or she is receiving messages from a supernatural or unknown source.
Although people with paranoid schizophrenia have relatively normal emotions and cognitive (thinking) functions, compared to those who suffer other forms of schizophrenia, their delusions and hallucinations, put them at high risk for violent or suicidal behavior.
Trist. Foarte trist, oameni buni.
octombrie 12, 2008
Doamne Dumnezeule, ajuta-ma cu 1.000.000 de dolari, sa scap de faliment, sa imi refac afacerea….fa ceva Doamne….
-Doamne Dumnezeule, ajuta-ma cu 10 dolari, sa am ce da azi la copilasi si poate maine imi gasesc ceva de lucru, fa ceva Doamne…..
Primul se duce la al doilea:
-Ma, ia de aici 10 dolari si lasa-l pe Dumnezeu sa se concentreze !!
Sursa: absurd.ro
iulie 28, 2008
“Intotdeauna in mintea mea am ce vreau. Sunt la fel de nesanatos ca ultimul om plecat pe poarta Spitalului Mare si mai sanatos ca ultimul doctor vazut. N-am perciuni dar am ceva…”
Asa incepe istorioara mea…Va invit pe voi, cetateni ai lumilor bune si interesante, sa-mi povestiti despre Oahu-ul dumneavoastra. Despre locul care va apartine, independent de valoarea leului sau de gratia sefului. Despre ideea de a fi, despre tineretea din versul pasilor reusitelor, despre ecoul iubirii declarate sau nu.
Premiile sunt triple dar variabile.
iunie 23, 2008
LOS ANGELES – George Carlin, the dean of counterculture comedians whose biting insights on life and language were immortalized in his “Seven Words You Can Never Say On TV” routine, died of heart failure Sunday. He was 71
Carlin, who had a history of heart trouble, went into St. John’s Health Center in Santa Monica on Sunday afternoon complaining of chest pain and died later that evening, said his publicist, Jeff Abraham. He had performed as recently as last weekend at the Orleans Casino and Hotel in Las Vegas.
“He was a genius and I will miss him dearly,” Jack Burns, who was the other half of a comedy duo with Carlin in the early 1960s, told The Associated Press.
Carlin’s jokes constantly breached the accepted boundaries of comedy and language, particularly with his routine on the “Seven Words” — all of which are taboo on broadcast TV and radio to this day. When he uttered all seven at a show in Milwaukee in 1972, he was arrested on charges of disturbing the peace, freed on $150 bail and exonerated when a Wisconsin judge dismissed the case, saying it was indecent but citing free speech and the lack of any disturbance.
When the words were later played on a New York radio station, they resulted in a 1978 Supreme Court ruling upholding the government’s authority to sanction stations for broadcasting offensive language during hours when children might be listening.
“So my name is a footnote in American legal history, which I’m perversely kind of proud of,” he told The Associated Press earlier this year.
Despite his reputation as unapologetically irreverent, Carlin was a television staple through the decades, serving as host of the “Saturday Night Live” debut in 1975 — noting on his Web site that he was “loaded on cocaine all week long” — and appearing some 130 times on “The Tonight Show.”
He produced 23 comedy albums, 14 HBO specials, three books, a couple of TV shows and appeared in several movies, from his own comedy specials to “Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure” in 1989 — a testament to his range from cerebral satire and cultural commentary to downright silliness (and sometimes hitting all points in one stroke).
“Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?” he once mused. “Are they afraid someone will clean them?”
He won four Grammy Awards, each for best spoken comedy album, and was nominated for five Emmy awards. On Tuesday, it was announced that Carlin was being awarded the 11th annual Mark Twain Prize for American Humor, which will be presented Nov. 10 in Washington and broadcast on PBS.
Carlin started his career on the traditional nightclub circuit in a coat and tie, pairing with Burns to spoof TV game shows, news and movies. Perhaps in spite of the outlaw soul, “George was fairly conservative when I met him,” said Burns, describing himself as the more left-leaning of the two. It was a degree of separation that would reverse when they came upon Lenny Bruce, the original shock comic, in the early ’60s.
“We were working in Chicago, and we went to see Lenny, and we were both blown away,” Burns said, recalling the moment as the beginning of the end for their collaboration if not their close friendship. “It was an epiphany for George. The comedy we were doing at the time wasn’t exactly groundbreaking, and George knew then that he wanted to go in a different direction.”
That direction would make Carlin as much a social commentator and philosopher as comedian, a position he would relish through the years.
“The whole problem with this idea of obscenity and indecency, and all of these things — bad language and whatever — it’s all caused by one basic thing, and that is: religious superstition,” Carlin told the AP in a 2004 interview. “There’s an idea that the human body is somehow evil and bad and there are parts of it that are especially evil and bad, and we should be ashamed. Fear, guilt and shame are built into the attitude toward sex and the body. … It’s reflected in these prohibitions and these taboos that we have.”
When asked about the fallout from the Super Bowl halftime show that ended with Janet Jackson’s breast-baring “wardrobe malfunction,” Carlin told the AP, “What are we, surprised?”
“On that Super Bowl broadcast of Janet Jackson’s there was also a commercial about a 4-hour erection. A lot of people were saying about Janet Jackson, ‘How do I explain to my kids? We’re a little family, we watched it together …’ And, well, what did you say about the other thing? These are convenient targets.”
Carlin was born May 12, 1937 and grew up in the Morningside Heights section of Manhattan, raised by a single mother. After dropping out of high school in the ninth grade, he joined the Air Force in 1954. He received three court-martials and numerous disciplinary punishments, according to his official Web site.
While in the Air Force he started working as an off-base disc jockey at a radio station in Shreveport, La., and after receiving a general discharge in 1957, took an announcing job at WEZE in Boston.
“Fired after three months for driving mobile news van to New York to buy pot,” his Web site says.
From there he went on to a job on the night shift as a deejay at a radio station in Forth Worth, Texas. Carlin also worked variety of temporary jobs including a carnival organist and a marketing director for a peanut brittle.
In 1960, he left with Burns, a Texas radio buddy, for Hollywood to pursue a nightclub career as comedy team Burns & Carlin. He left with $300, but his first break came just months later when the duo appeared on the Tonight Show with Jack Paar.
Carlin said he hoped to would emulate his childhood hero, Danny Kaye, the kindly, rubber-faced comedian who ruled over the decade that Carlin grew up in — the 1950s — with a clever but gentle humor reflective of its times.
Only problem was, it didn’t work for him, and they broke up by 1962.
“I was doing superficial comedy entertaining people who didn’t really care: Businessmen, people in nightclubs, conservative people. And I had been doing that for the better part of 10 years when it finally dawned on me that I was in the wrong place doing the wrong things for the wrong people,” Carlin reflected recently as he prepared for his 14th HBO special, “It’s Bad For Ya.”
Eventually Carlin lost the buttoned-up look, favoring the beard, ponytail and all-black attire for which he came to be known.
But even with his decidedly adult-comedy bent, Carlin never lost his childlike sense of mischief, even voicing kid-friendly projects like episodes of the TV show “Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends” and the spacey Volkswagen bus Fillmore in the 2006 Pixar hit “Cars.”
Carlin’s first wife, Brenda, died in 1997. He is survived by wife Sally Wade; daughter Kelly Carlin McCall; son-in-law Bob McCall; brother Patrick Carlin; and sister-in-law Marlene Carlin.
mai 9, 2008
Despre descompunerea tratatului de descompunere sau de ce si-a inchis socio blogul
Posted by genialamerican under Uncategorized[5] Comments
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Pe bloguri pe undeva citeam ca blogul e ca sexul. Daca-l faci bine, vrei tot mai mult. Altfel, supus frustrarilor, renunti repede. Nu renunt la blog dintr-o “problema de blog-erectie” si probabil veti mai avea posibilitatea sa mai cititi din balbaiala-mi stilistica si semantica. Cativa dintre voi chiar au avut-o recent 
Din pacate, uneori lucrurile tind sa devina mai personale decat sunt de fapt. Sper ca prin renuntarea la blog, unii sa inteleaga si sa ajunga sa respecte ceea ce inseamna pentru mine cuvantul “privat”…
Ii multumesc lui GA pentru amabilitatea de a-mi posta aceasta explicatie pe care am simtit nevoia s-o dau prietenilor mei. Blogul lui a fost si va ramane pentru mine un loc virtual de intalnire al GASTII, in sensul pe care l-a avut acest cuvant de la bun inceput. Si va multumesc voua, celor care m-ati citit
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